Dearest, darlingest mumsie and popsicle…
My dear father…
There’s been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz.
But of course I’ll care for Nessa.
But of course, I’ll rise above it.
For I know that’s how you’d want me to respond, Yes.
There’s been some confusion, for you see my roommate is…
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether
quite impossible to describe…
What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.
My pulse is rushing.
My head is reeling
My face is flushing.
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame, does it have a name?
Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!
For your face,
Let’s just say- I loathe it all!
Every little trait how ever small,
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing!
There’s a strange exhilaration.
In such total detestation.
It’s so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit, it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last.
And I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long.